I welcome you to my world




Hi i'm going to give a very long description and introduction about myself (:
*Caution : It contains sexual words and some sexuality thingthing and some obscene stuffs that could even ruin your eyeballs. *

Hi i am Yingyin, known as Eagle to GYSS 1N1. You can find me at Guangyang located at Bishan Street somewhere blk something to have sexual intercourse with me. Or else you can also call and sms me to meet up with me for earlier appointment. I have a very busy schedule, and as always you can contact Jingyi my secretary to make an appointment with me. Don't feel shy to make an appointment. If you're lucky enough, you may even see me lying around naked at Geylang. Or walking around nude or perharps in a bikini around Bishan, Toapayoh, Geylang and Hougang(:

If your interested in what type of pads i use, i use Kotex Luxe, Laurier, Carefree, Whispers and all sorts and types of brand that comes in different shape and sizes. They're always available at
123 Pads Condom Store located at Taiwan. All my pads are imported from Taiwan, made in China and designed by Japan. I'm a fashionista, so obviously i use very branded pads and when i'm having sex, please guys, please use a very powerful condom that's nice to suck. Don't buy those condoms that are like made out of wood or even worse, paper. It's very unedible and unsuckable. To me, i prefer condoms that are made out of nylon.

Especially Durex, Make sure it's also Designed in Japan Made in China and Imported from Taiwan. These 3 countries make best Pads and Condoms. If your have a bad impression of me right now, fuck you. Because i'm a very good girl that suck people's dick. Lols. "Fuck" is like part of my daily english language to me. Because i love to say : " FUCK YOU LAH ". Pardon me for using such coarse word, i know it's very rude also. But too bad it has become part of my daily essential, Like when i'm using a pads. it's natural and it is a must. I do recycle my pads, like what the government have been promoting about, the 3R(s). Recycle, Reduce and Reuse.
I Reduce buying pads from Watsons, I reuse my pads, therefore i Recycle it too. I shall teach you how to apply the 3Rs in your pads usage.
First Step : When you have used your pads and it's all so bloody, you place your pads under running water.
Second Step : Make sure that it's very heavy when you take out.
Third Step : Drink all the water+blood inside your pads to make sure it's dryer by abit.
Fourth Step : If you have a hair dryer, it's good for you. Take the hair dryer and whoosh at the pads. If you don't have a hair dryer, take your sibling's tongue and lick it all out.
Fifth Step : Dry it for 5 minutes, and put it back into your pussy.
*Reminder : If it's not sticky enough, get a double sided tape and tape it under your pads.(: *
Strongly not advised.
Bye (:


In addition,
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Oh did i forgot to tell you that, I own a very very big and large company. Called the YINGYIN SELLS CONDOM-PADS Pte Ltd. It's my own very company founded since i was born, that will be like.. It's been up for 13 or 14 years? I don't know. Sheesh -.-
My company sells different size and shape and flavours of condoms.
They come in the shape of :  Stars, Flowers, Circles, Rectangle, Square, Oval and Diamond.
They have flavours like : Pineapple, Watermelon, Durian, Apple, Orange, Mango, Grape and lastly Pear.
They come in sizes of ;  XX Small ( If your dick is really CMI ), X Small ( If it's larger by abit like 1 inch?), Small ( If your dick is small ).  Medium ( If your dick is like the size of an average kid), Large ( If you have puberty very early until you have large dick), X Large ( If your puberty starts at p6?) XX Large ( If you start ur puberty at age of k2).
See how well produced my company is? Let's clap ! . My condoms are 1OO% safe and girls, don't you worry (: Each condom is sold at $29.99 each. Isn't it cheap? Don't worry it's not a rip off nor a daylight robbery, Inside it have only 11 Pieces of condoms (: You buy outside $20+ inside only 5 or 6 and the material is like SHIT i tell you. SHIT. They're recyclable and reuse-able. (:  Kk.

                                                                       LUV THIS SEXYASS.
                                                                                    JINGYI.

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